- friend: oh you have tumblr, whats your url?
- you: oh my url is.. *violently sprays friend in eye with mace spray, friend falls to ground in agony, you take out your fake mexican passport with the name 'hugo fernadez' on it and run as fast as you can to the nearest airport where you board a plane to mexico and take up a career in chicken farming for the next 10 years*
If Common Sense Was Used in Government and the U.S.
- Citizen: I don't believe in abortion.
- Government: Then don't get one.
- Citizen: I don't believe in birth control.
- Government: You don't have to use it.
- Citizen: I think gay marriage is a sin.
- Government: Don't marry the same sex then.
- Citizen: I want my kids to learn about God.
- Government: Take them to church.
